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Respectable female |
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Jenny was explaining to her husband how much fun they'd had at the beach during her bridge club annual outing. "But," she told him, "it didn't end all that great for me."
"Why, what happened?" he asked. "I went out to take a swim in the rough water but I didn't go out far because the waves were very bad. Then I suddenly noticed that all the turbulence had caused the lower half of my bathing suit to be snatched off. I looked and looked for it but it was gone, gone, gone!" "For goodness sakes, sweetie, what did you do?" "Do? Why I did what any respectable female would do. I covered my face and eyes with my hands and ran to the beach house as fast as I could." My father began teaching business classes at the local prison through a community college. On his first night of class, he started a chapter on banking. During the course of his lecture, the subject of ATMs came up and he mentioned that, on average, most machines contain only about $1,500 at a given time. Just then, a man in the back raised his hand. "I'm not trying to be disrespectful," he told my father, "but the machine I robbed had about $3,000 in it." |
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