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Funny political jokes - Half A Dollar |
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The Pakistani President, Gen Pervez Musharraf, is visiting his friend, U.S. President George Bush, in Washington, DC.
The U.S. President offers a gift to his guest. "Here you go, Mush" says Bush. "Try out this shiny new Cadillac. It's their finest model." "Thank you, Mr. President, but I cannot accept this magnificent gift," replies the Musharraf. "Oh. I understand about gift limits. I understand the problems you are having in Pakistan with your non-profit associations. OK then ... give me a half dollar for it. Then it won't be a gift," replies Bush. Musharraf gives Bush a dollar. "I don't have any change ... too bad," says the President. "No big deal... you'll just give me two Cadillacs" retorts Musharraf. |
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