Little Johnny
A class of school kids are on a field trip in a country village. When they get to the local
church the teacher points to the weather vain on top of the church spire and asks, “Who
can tell me the name of the big metal bird on the rooftop there?”
“Miss, Miss,” says little Johnny, “Its called a weathercock!”
“Well done,” says the teacher, “and can you tell me anything else about it?”
“Well yes,” says Johnny, “if it was a weather cunt the wind would blow straight through!” |