How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?
-10. One to actually change the bulb, and 9 to say how much they like the old one
How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
-Two, one to do it and a priest to hear him confess and give the old bulb last rites
How many Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb?
-Well, it should require about five committees to review the idea first. If each is staffed with half a dozen members, that's what ... 30? |