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Laloo and Rabri Devi Jokes, Funny Laloo Prasad Yadav jokes, Funny Indian Jokes - Laloo's clock |
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*Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't laugh). *
*As she stood in front of Ymaraj, she saw a huge wall full of clocks behind.* *She asked, "What are all those clocks?"* *Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. * *Every Time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."* *"Oh", Said Rabri, "Who's clock is that??* *Thats Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved.* *"And whose clock is that?"* *That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."* *Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"* *Laloo?s clock is in my office",* *replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a* *ceiling fan!.......................... .........." * |
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