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*A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. *Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed. *Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine. *Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life. *An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!' *You can't have everything....where would you put it? *You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. |
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